1.) Me: Where’s the money I borrowed you?  Sibling:  I thought it was a gift.  2.) Sibling’s friend: Are you guys siblings?    Sibling:  No, I don’t know her. 3.)Me: Can you give me a snack from the pantry?  Sibling: Why don’t you go get it yourself. 4.) Me: Am I pretty?  Sibling: …[silence] 5.) Me: Can you do me a favor?…